I am walking down the street, got a smile on my face and some shit in my teeth
Oh my god, look at that Elf, he clearly doesnt care about his personal health
Hey, you twat, stop looking at me, I'll shit in your face and piss in your tea
Oh, oh mate, I dont mean it like that
Well shut the fuck up, get out of here you twat
I don't need need no girls, I don't need no boys
I'm a pleasure elf, I can just touch myself
'Cause, I don't need no girls. I don't need no boys
I'm a pleasure elf, I can just touch myself
Pleasure elf, ple-pleasure elf
Pleasure elf, ple-pleasure elf
(Pleasure elf)
Pleasure elf, ple-pleasure elf
(Pleasure elf)
Pleasure elf, ple-pleasure elf
I don't need need no girls, I don't need no boys
I'm a pleasure elf, I can just touch myself
'Cause, I don't need no girls. I don't need no boys
I'm a pleasure elf, I can just touch myself
I don't need need no girls, I don't need no boys
I'm a pleasure elf, I can just touch myself
'Cause, I don't need no girls. I don't need no boys
I'm a pleasure elf, I can just touch myself