Heading to the mall and it's Christmas time, Sips is playing Santa got the kids in a line Giving mad gifts, and he's eating a lot, got a lot of gas he ran out of his slot And he's giving all the gifts that you never thought you needed, coming off as jolly but you know you've been misleaded Check you gift son, 'cause it's not all great, I know he used you socks, to masturbate (Bwah) And they're wet, so you can't put them on, had them riding up like he's wearing a thong And it smells weird, and it don't stop there, he's dusted all the turkey with his pubic hair (Bweh) (Bwah)