It's my birthday, and everyone's talking about my dick
(He's got a big dig, got a big dick, it's a big floppy dick now)
There's nothing wrong with it, it's just really fucking big
(Seen his big dick, seen his big dick, in a public toilet now)
I got it out, and they stared at it, and they laughed
(What's wrong with that man over there's dick)
It's not that bad, but I feel pretty faint when I get an erection now
(Red big dick, big red dick, dog red dick dick, red dog dick)
Huge dick in the sky
(We'll keep rolling we'll just cut these bits in, bits in yeah, bits in yeah)
Huge dick right in my fucking eye
(Right in his eye)
Mmmm that baby dick, ehh, Trott's got a baby dick
(Fucking baby dick)
Like a cocktail sausage, sticking from my trousers, trying to find somewhere to go
Why's my dick look like a baby, I really don't know
(What, a whole baby)
Like a whole baby, baby, baby
(That doesn't sound right at all)
I've got a big dick, it's bigger than I ever wanted it to be
(So so big, it's so god damn big)
It hurts when night time, it's so fucking big
(It's really big now)
It's your birthday, just for you, got a big floppy dick that acts like a shoe
He's got two, great big rocks, but they don't compare to his big hard cock