Safety announcement from middle management (It's enforced) We're here to tell you I don't think we've got it on the beat (It's legally required to give you this message, sent from us from above, here you go) Step one, get your knife out, then you need to go find your nearest trout It's not safe to cut without him, you've got to cut towards Trott then put him in a bin Oh look, an Amazon box, time to open this with a small pen knife I'm not sure if it's the thing I ordered, I don't remember if I got those things I thought of But it's okay, I'll open anyway and I'll think about the best way to aim my blade towards Trott It's the only way, if I'm risking a cut it's only for that butt Wait what