This is the true story of what happens when everybody likes me
And nobody hates me
Yeah
I'm looking good and I'm getting some presents
Street full of shit like the morning of Christmas
I'm a great motherfucker on your playlist
No gift certificates, I want presents
Getting baptized at midnight with my essence
Bring american dollars in a briefcase
Put a bow on the top before we make the exchange
Did I forget to mention, you get nothing back but my fucking attention
Fifteen minutes or so, I gotta jet
Presents, elsewhere I'm trying to get
Digital download kid, don't you fret
Fuck a big bunch of CD's and cassettes
I don't record on eight-track, mini-disc, seventy-eight, or floppy diskette
I'm looking good and I'm getting some presents
I'm looking good and I'm getting some presents
I'm looking good and I'm getting some presents
I'm looking good
Like every day is Christmas
I'm like high school
Everybody comes to me trying to ask, hey can I get a B plus
Or an A plus, ride the school bus
Have your parents drop you off
And tell your mom I like cognac and brandy
Protein and jerky, I don't eat candy
In a gift bag or in a box
With a couple mil worth of stocks
I'm an adult with real investment
Watch it grow two hundred percent
And sell that shit when it starts to peak
Capital gains five times a week
And yes, I registered my crab hand
Lethal weapon, kids call me Crab Man
Here's my papers, neighbors take five bucks
Go buy some potatoes
I'm looking good and I'm getting some presents
I'm looking good and I'm getting some presents
I'm looking good and I'm getting some presents
I'm looking good
Everybody likes me
Nobody hates me
Everybody likes me
Nobody hates me
Everybody likes me
Nobody hates me
Everybody likes me
I'm looking good and I'm getting some presents
I'm looking good and I'm getting some presents
I'm looking good and I'm getting some presents
I'm looking good
I'm looking good and I'm getting some presents
I'm looking good and I'm getting some good presents
I'm good looking good and I'm good getting some good presents
Everybody likes me
Nobody hates me
Everybody likes me
Nobody hates me
Everybody likes me
Nobody hates me
Everybody likes me
Everybody likes me
Nobody hates me
Everybody likes me
Nobody hates me
Everybody likes me
Nobody hates me
Everybody likes me
Yeah