This is the story of how I learned my lesson
Now who would've thought that true love
Could be the perfect intervention?
Well, anyways, here I am a changed man
A new life, a new love, a new game plan
Promise me that you'll never let 'em break us
Never let 'em change us 'cause your love is contagious
This love is outrageous
This love should be famous
I washed my hands of my past and my deceiving
Now you're my new faith, and the road that I believe in
Who would've thought that one girl
Could clean me up like Purell,
Charge me up like Duracell, crack the whip and give me Hell
Never a Saint, but don't label me a sinner
I've dealt some dirty cards
But that don't mean I'll hit and quit her
Baby, I could be your winner
I could be your chicken dinner
Don't buy into all the chatter
It's just getting in our way
They're trying to spread rumors
I tell you you're my main girl
Ghosts of the past are like tabloids in a magazine
Selling you my story like the main event on TMZ
They'll paint you a picture of a man that I don't wanna be
Can't they just accept that ZP has come clean?
While they're trying to bring us down, I try to get us out
I try to halt the negative, I try to calm the doubt
These walls that we're living in are strangling out fate
I won't give up, just like Gilligan, trying to escape
Man, I'm stuck on an island but I'm-a give you more
I'll build you a boat out of kisses and we'll sail to any port
So sit back and relax girl
'Cause I'm-a be your captain
And when it all ends,
And Mary Ann is home back in Kansas,
And Mr. Howell has topped the Dow,
And Ginger is with her cameras,
Well, I'll be on the mainland, laying with my Mrs.
Yeah, you heard me right
I said Mrs. not a mistress
Don't buy into all the chatter
It's just getting in our way
They're trying to spread rumors
I tell you you're my main girl
I know that I'm not perfect
I've done things I'm ashamed of
Don't listen to them, baby
I tell you you're my main girl
We could do good things together
Be my bread, I'll be your cheddar
All I want is to be with you night and day,
All day and night, now
You are the only one for me
Don't buy into all the chatter
It's just getting in our way
They're trying to spread rumors
I tell you you're my main girl
I know that I'm not perfect
I've done things I'm ashamed of
Don't listen to them, baby
I tell you you're my main girl
(Ahh x4)
(Ahh x4)