That's all you got? That's all you got? That's all you got? I don't put gluesticks in my nose and um But my face pasted to linoleum Kitchen floor shit Some college dorm shit Facedown in a bloodstained carpet Get chicks at the farmers' market White girls buy produce Take them home, make them drink Grey Goose Whiteboy wasted Gluestick pasted Whiteboy wasted Gluestick pasted Stupidfacedd Stupidfacedd Stupidfacedd I drink a can of Sparks and try to freestyle Ex-girlfriend's on speed dial Oh that's a drunk dial, drunk sexting Drunk stagger, drunk swagger I don't rap good, it don't matter Can't sing good, it don't matter Cause I'm blacked out sleepwalking On a quest for God at my friend's apartment Whiteboy wasted Gluestick pasted Whiteboy wasted Gluestick pasted Stupidfacedd Stupidfacedd Stupidfacedd ♪ When I say "awkward" y'all say "silence" Awkward Awkward Yeah Super Soaker filled with Four Loko Plus SoCo, real gross yo I go ham and cheese on throw rolls That's a metaphor. Another metaphor: Like icing on a Cinnabon Like a hot chick that ain't no fun Listen, I'ma teach you a lesson Let's start at number One: Sleep is the best way to save money Two: Money is the best way to have sex Three: Sex is the best way to feel nothing Four: Nothing happens if you're asleep So stay up until you wake up ♪ Stupidfacedd Stupidfacedd Stupidfacedd Stupidfacedd Stupidfacedd Stupidfacedd