Merry Christmas It's snowing at last Pavement's like glass Walking the paper run The queue for the butcher's Lining the street is a long one Intergenerations all sitting down for tea Extended family Sent to the garden shed to get those extra seats Already anticipating what the grandparents think a vegetarian eats What's on your plate this Christmas? Wholesome at heart Playing your part Vegetarian Nothing's a tradition until it starts Vegetarian They ain't got a voice, it's your choice to make the right one Vegetarian Vegetarian Christmas That's what I want for me Vegetarian Christmas Alternatives to meat Nah, FEET don't eat meat Sprouts and gravy A Linda McCartney too Food so tasty Don't forget to chew What's on your plate this Christmas? Roasted veggies on a warm nut roast Celebrations with the people you love most Wholesome at heart Playing your part Vegetarian Nothing's a tradition until it starts Vegetarian They ain't got a voice, it's your choice to make the right one Vegetarian Vegetarian Christmas That's what I want for me Vegetarian Christmas Alternatives to (Alternatives to) Meat Merry Christmas everybody