On the long, long drive diving hot heavy Into the big blue and green scenes Flashing under Motorway bridges Fidgeting in my seat Piecing together seaside daydreams (Did you pack those peanuts for the ride?) And if there's one thing you should know about Cruising down to Portsmouth Is the middle lane's for slackers Traffic queue's enormous (for the ride) Losing pints of liquid to service station toilets If only we could fall asleep and forget about the Ride, ride, ride, ride Out in the middle of it Riding so fast My back's sticking to my seat Aching pains and slow lanes Crawling like a worm in spaces Staring at something Looking at nothing (Those peanuts for the ride?) And if there's one thing you should know about Cruising down to Portsmouth Is the middle lane's for slackers Traffic queue's enormous (for the ride) Losing pints of liquid to service station toilets If only we could fall asleep and forget about the Ride, ride, ride, ride Cha-Chalet Cha-Chalet Is where I want to be Cha-Chalet Cha-Chalet The home of crease pop set up shop by the sea Cha-Chalet Cha-Chalet Cha-Chalet Cha-Chalet (Did you pack those peanuts for the ride?) And if there's one thing you should know about Cruising down to Portsmouth Is the middle lane's for slackers Traffic queue's enormous (for the ride) Losing pints of liquid to service station toilets If only we could fall asleep and forget about the Ride, ride, ride, ride