The drums Not even a real musician He just makes a noise You don't know what you're talking about If he played the violin or the piano Anything that made sense, but A drummer ♪ Drums ♪ Drums ♪ Drums ♪ You want what you think is best But you're like this with everybody around you The voice of authority The all-knowing, all-seeing Elliot Vascoe It is disrespectful and disloyal The drums Not even a real musician He just makes a noise You don't know what you're talking about If he played the violin or the piano Anything that made sense, but A drummer ♪ Drums ♪ Drums ♪ Drums ♪ It is disrespectful and disloyal If you want respect and loyalty I'm afraid you'll have to earn them