When i was a lad you know I felt real bad When I discovered I had two left feet In every school dance I would not sweat no pants And i seldom left my seat And no one was so kind To take the time To explain This simple truth to me If you wanna learn to dance If you wanna find romance All you gotta do is shake your ass And put Some Rhythm to It On that day at school I've learned the golden rule Not to let your feelings show But every time I extend and take my Date in hand i'd be trembling From head to toe And no one was so kind To take the time to explain This simple truth to me If you wanna learn to dance If you wanna find romance All you gotta do is shake your ass And put Some Rhythm to It And no one was so kind To take the time to explain This simple truth to me If you wanna learn to dance If you wanna find romance All you gotta do is shake your ass And put Some Rhythm to It