(One, two, three, four)
This is the story of my life
You can ignore me if you like
No film stars, no beauty, new styles or inventions
No faux pas, no glory, and no tabloid mentions
The bullets ran away with the guns
This is the story
The story of
The story of my flipping life
You applaud me
Then ignore me
The story of my flipping life
Well it won't get any better
And it can't get any worse
Save this verse and lose my curse tonight
Never first and never last
Never future, never past
No wonder that lately's a little like the Stone Age
Just breathing can give me a middle of the road rage
'Cause everything is turning to beige
This is the story
The story of
The story of my flipping life
You applaud me
Then ignore me
The story of my flipping life
Well it won't get any better
And it can't get any worse
Save this verse and lose my curse tonight
Save this verse and lose my curse
Well it won't get any better, and it can't get any worse
Save this verse and lose my curse tonight
Save this verse and lose my curse tonight
Save this verse and lose my curse tonight