Well he's gone going crazy That's just something only he would do Now he's gone in a haze, alright So here's what we gonna do He's been on something lately Maybe talking to somebody new Now he's stuck in the rain all night And I wish I was bluffing but I could never make this up Ease your mind, worry about your pain Reset life, banish your broken brain On the phone with his lady Tried to tell her it was wrong to do Something strange come and change his mind Cause I wish I was bluffing but I could never make this up Ease your mind, worry about your pain Reset life, banish your broken brain Well I've gone fucking crazy That's just something only I would do Something strange come and change my mind Cause I wish I was bluffing but I could never make this up I could never make this up