Everybody stand in line it ain't gonna cost you a dime This show is about to start so close the door We'll turn the lights down low turn the big spot line or so You can see the real live fool if you never seen one before You're lookin' at a real live fool that's me You're lookin' at a real live fool that's me There ain't too many of us in captivity You're lookin' at a real live fool and you got him free Last week I told a lie and I made my baby cry And she said I guess I don't need your love no more And then she walked away I ain't seen her since that day And now I'm hurtin' in a lot of places I ain't hurt before You're lookin' at a real live fool... [Guitar] You're lookin' at a real live fool...