I'm gonna get me a sewin' machine Sew you a shirt of black "Do not Love" across the front and all across the back To remind me yeah that you're not the lovin' kind To remind me yeah yeah yeah that you're not the lovin' kind I'm gonna get me a ribbon Honey! Honey! Day-glo red Tie it around my finger baby Or maybe around my bed To remind me that you're not the lovin' kind To remind me that you're not the lovin' kind I think I've learned your secret To keep from getting burned Love for you is a matter of "No deposit and No return"! Yes! I know you're not the lovin' kind Ohhhh, you're so heavy on my mind Hey! You put rocks in my pillow You put rocks and blocks and boulders I've gotta get me a "Do Not Love" sign honey and hang it round your shoulders To remind me that you're not the lovin' kind To remind me that you're so heavy on my mind