The Lancashire Hotpots - The Perfect Pint - Live At The Manchester Academy lyrics
Artist: The Lancashire Hotpots
album: Live At The Manchester Academy (The Album)
Right, the best UK's drinking song as voted for by me!
Keep up hear we go.
There's a lot of drinks on sale behind the bar, and whatever you chose tells us who you really are.
But you'll never go on better than a wetter pint of bitter, cause a better pint of bitter is the perfect pint!
You can pull a pint and drink a pint and knock one back,
I can have one with you, then I'm gonna get you one back.
But you'll never go on better than a wetter pint of bitter, cause a better pint of bitter is the perfect pint.
It's not as easy as it sounds is it?
We're just going to go a bit quicker now, like like a black lace record.
There's a lot of drinks on sale behind the bar, and whatever you chose tells us who you really are.
But you'll never go on better than a wetter pint of bitter, cause a better pint of bitter is the perfect pint!
You can pull a pint and drink a pint and knock one back,
I can have one with you, then I'm gonna get you one back.
But you'll never go on better than a wetter pint of bitter, cause a better pint of bitter is the perfect pint.
(Gasps)
Ooh
Little bit quicker now again, quicker again and higher
There's a lot of drinks on sale behind the bar, and whatever you chose tells us who you really are.
But you'll never go on better than a wetter pint of bitter, cause a better pint of bitter is the perfect pint!
You can pull a pint and drink a pint and knock one back,
I can have one with you, then I'm gonna get you one back.
But you'll never go on better than a wetter pint of bitter, cause a better pint of bitter is the perfect pint.
(Gasps)
We've got go even quicker, this is getting mental.
There's a lot of drinks on sale behind the bar, and whatever you chose tells us who you really are.
But you'll never go on better than a wetter pint of bitter, cause a better pint of bitter is the perfect pint!
You can pull a pint and drink a pint and knock one back,
I can have one with you, then I'm gonna get you one back.
But you'll never go on better than a wetter pint of bitter, cause a better pint of bitter is the perfect pint.
Keep up hear we go.
There's a lot of drinks on sale behind the bar, and whatever you chose tells us who you really are.
But you'll never go on better than a wetter pint of bitter, cause a better pint of bitter is the perfect pint!
You can pull a pint and drink a pint and knock one back,
I can have one with you, then I'm gonna get you one back.
But you'll never go on better than a wetter pint of bitter, cause a better pint of bitter is the perfect pint.
It's not as easy as it sounds is it?
We're just going to go a bit quicker now, like like a black lace record.
There's a lot of drinks on sale behind the bar, and whatever you chose tells us who you really are.
But you'll never go on better than a wetter pint of bitter, cause a better pint of bitter is the perfect pint!
You can pull a pint and drink a pint and knock one back,
I can have one with you, then I'm gonna get you one back.
But you'll never go on better than a wetter pint of bitter, cause a better pint of bitter is the perfect pint.
(Gasps)
Ooh
Little bit quicker now again, quicker again and higher
There's a lot of drinks on sale behind the bar, and whatever you chose tells us who you really are.
But you'll never go on better than a wetter pint of bitter, cause a better pint of bitter is the perfect pint!
You can pull a pint and drink a pint and knock one back,
I can have one with you, then I'm gonna get you one back.
But you'll never go on better than a wetter pint of bitter, cause a better pint of bitter is the perfect pint.
(Gasps)
We've got go even quicker, this is getting mental.
There's a lot of drinks on sale behind the bar, and whatever you chose tells us who you really are.
But you'll never go on better than a wetter pint of bitter, cause a better pint of bitter is the perfect pint!
You can pull a pint and drink a pint and knock one back,
I can have one with you, then I'm gonna get you one back.
But you'll never go on better than a wetter pint of bitter, cause a better pint of bitter is the perfect pint.
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Gravy
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O Come All Ye Faithful (Ricardo Autobahn Remix)
2020 · single
Egg Sausage Chips & Beans (Ricardo Autobahn Remix)
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2019 · single
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2019 · single
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