She's not nineteen, but she's got ID
And she walks nicely, so she got by free.
She's on the guest list, blessed with huge breasts
That protrude from her chest with a dude in a Lexus.
Who knew once she stepped in the club
He'd be letting her hump
Anybody that be getting her drunk
'Cause she gets free shots
If the chick tease cocks
And a 50-spot for the dick she'd suck
The next day took her itchy muff
To the clinic, pissin' samples into dixie cups
And then she's off snorting on pixie dust
Drinking back a mickey for a pick me up
Just a club hopping slut talking obnoxiously,
Walking up Robson street on a drunk shopping spree,
Spending cash she made from ass she gave
To whoever tapped it and paid without asking her age
[Chorus]
And these are some people that we don't like much,
Not too many people that we don't like much.
Pet peeves get me vexed, please don't mind us,
We're just a couple MC's that don't like clubs
These are some people that we don't like much,
Not you, just some people that we don't like much
If you fit the description, well listen don't mind us
Dance retardedly to R & B and don't mind us.
Well, he's not quite cool, but he's got nice shoes
Complete with buckles on 'em and he rocks nice jewels
He's won the breast getters executed huge head trips
Screwed unprotected a dude in a Lexus
Who knew he would get in her pants so he's letting her dance
With any guy that's directing her glass
The pimp he's not with his limp greased cock
But she thinks he's hot with the blinks he's got
The next day to the gym he walks,
Notices his Jimmy smells like stinky socks
Meanwhile, her ex-boyfriend on his dink sees spots
Blisters on his c*ck the size of bindee dots
An odd looking Todd booking out his doctor's door
Walking across and sure that he can spot the whore
Regretting cash he spent on flashy friends
Trying to get her ass in a bend to follow fashion and trends
[Chorus]
And these are some people that we don't like much,
Him and her; just some people that we don't like much.
Pet peeves get me vexed, please don't mind us,
We're just a couple MC's that don't like clubs
These are some people that we don't like much,
Not you, just some people that we don't like much
If you fit this description, listen don't whine to us
Dance retardedly to R & B and don't mind us.
These are some people that we don't like much,
Not you, just some people that we don't like much.
Pet peeves get me vexed, please don't mind us,
We're just a couple MC's that don't like clubs
These are some people that we don't like much,
Just a couple people that we don't like much
If you fit this description, then listen don't whine to us
Dance retardedly to R & B and don't mind us.
These are some people that we don't like much,
Just a couple people that we don't like much
(Chorus in background)
Well I'm here with you guys today, to talk about a couple of things that have just been getting me so pissed off lately. I'm seeing people, and they're wearing orange pants, orange Abercrombie pants, and they have blond highlights in their hair with visor caps, and it's starting-a really get me vexed here. If you, if y- if see you and you have a visor cap on and you got, and, and if it looks like you have about two bottles of gel in your hair, well I'm fuckin you up. (Haha.) And if I might see you out on the street one day; I might be d- having some 93 ___ pizza down there on the... And, uh, you might walk my me... And if I see you with Tiva sandals and you're wearing socks, and you got, like, blue jeans on with the white T shirt tucked in with no belt, I'm fuckin you up.