Amazing colossal, fantastic reviews Pearl and her Ladies were making big news Since they hit town, with banners and signs The theater on main street has long waiting lines Down through the streets, strutting with class Thirteen musicians led Pearl to her task To perform for the people their wildest dreams An erotic adventure with live sexual scenes A preacher, a rabbi, a priest, and a nun Banning together, to stop all the fun! Pearl and her Ladies, with tattoos on their arms Dressed in there finest, revealing there charms They met at the corner of Lincoln and Bell Tension was heavy, in the air was the smell Of perfume and whiskey where ever you stood To witness the showdown of evil and good The rest of the story is hazy and dim Years gone by since Pearl sold her sin The last thing I heard, she died of old age Going out with a BANG And three men on a stage