I woke up
Couldn't hardly sleep 'cause it was Christmas
Ran downstairs to open gifts up
Could it be the Fendi bag that I want, that I want?
So I shook the box up like what could this be?
Don't sound like a Fendi to me
Ripped it open and what did I see?
I was like, "What the hell is this? This ain't what I asked for"
"What the hell is that? A Barbie magic castle?"
Yo I'm getting pissed, 'cause everything is crap
I'm about to take it back, I'm about to take it back
Ahh hell nah
Santa, you best to get at me
Ahh hell nah
Christmas ain't what it used to be
Ahh hell nah
Can't believe you did this to me
Ahh hell nah
This ain't no fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la Christmas
My man, came to the door
My gift in his hand
We been going out for four or five months
I know he gonna give me just what I want, what I want
So I, shook the box up like what could this be?
It sounds just like a Fendi to me
Tore it open and what did I see?
I was like, "What the hell is this? I can't believe you took it there"
"What the hell is that? Yo, where'd you find a care bear?"
Yo I'm getting pissed 'cause everything is crap
I'm about to take it back
Yo, they don't even sell those anymore
Ahh hell nah
Santa, you best to get at me
Ahh hell nah
Christmas ain't what it used to be
Ahh hell nah
Can't believe you did this to me
Ahh hell nah
This ain't no fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la Christmas
Fa-la-la-la-la, fa-la-la-la-la, fa-la-la-la-la
This ain't no fa-la-la-la-la Christmas, ho ho ho
No fa-la-la-la-la Christmas, ho ho ho
This ain't no fa-la-la-la-la Christmas, ho ho ho
No fa-la-la-la-la Christmas, Merry Christmas, ho ho ho
What the hell is this? Now you've gone really far
What the hell is that? I don't need a VCR
Where's the DVDs?
Everything is crap, everything is crap, everything is crap
I hate you!
Ahh hell nah
Santa, you best to get at me
Ahh hell nah
Christmas ain't what it used to be
Ahh hell nah
Can't believe you did this to me
Ahh hell nah
This ain't no fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la Christmas
Ahh hell nah
Santa, you best to get at me
Ahh hell nah
Christmas ain't what it used to be
Ahh hell nah
Can't believe you did this to me
Ahh hell nah
This ain't no fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la Christmas