I made you a cake so warm and blue I made you a cake it's true I made you a cake so warm and blue But I never heard a word from you I sent you a kiss wrapped in string and glue I sent you a kiss it's true I sent you a kiss wrapped in string and glue But I never heard a word from you Talked to the mailman, he told me what he knows Down in the cellar where no one ever goes All the bottles and boxes with the ribbons undone And a little dead mouse at the bottom of one Just a little dead mouse at the bottom of one So I got me some candy and I covered it with hair Set it on fire underneath the basement stairs When the ashes were done, I threw them in the lake And I never heard a word from you