He's in the middle of my heart Though i see him only once in a while You'll find my name in his file I try to pretend to be calm Every time we meet each other right here And we've never been this near If i ask you for a date Will you decline Do i need to keep my teeth all decayed So i can see you And you'll know the reasons why When you take a look out through my window And you'll know what it means to me How can i get through Do you find it romantic In this small room We met we knew each other Though he never calls me by my name Dentist i believe in you I won't brush my teeth again I will eat more candies in the evening I will stand all the brought-about pain I know if i give you money You won't accept Unless i come with my teeth all gone bad Then i can pay you My friend I've got a story i'd like to tell Somehow no one seems to believe at all So what about you