Mr chamberlain has a wife in oesterreich We see her every day in the summer We love her from her hair to her belly to her toes We miss her every hour in the winter Oh what a shame We fall for someone else's wife In the summer When we swim She is so slim Perfect she seems In the winter When it snows When cold wind blows Our love for her still flows Sometimes we meet each other to talk about our plans With her we wanna be more than friends We watched a million movies And learnt a billion tricks We're gonna make her our own mistress