Beauty you may have it on your face But you haven't got enough grace To be a million welcomed babe Sorry i think you're far too vain But you haven't got enough brains To be a person that i respect Flowery and complicated writing Is a sign of intellectual strength No comment on all everyday happenings Is a prerequisite to be cool Oh i'd better shut my mouth Speaking french to those who don't know it Is a way to show that you're superior Let's roll our tongues without necessity So all of the people will think we are well-educated