Yeah we got multi-coloured money
And Americans think we talk funny
But we still got a kick ass country
Everywhere that I go you know
I'm saying Eh
You Yanks don't like us that's alright now
Remember that time we burnt down the White House?
We'll always be as polite as you'll let us be
But if I was you I wouldn't mess with me
Everywhere I go
Feels like I'm trudging through a foot of snow
Most people say they don't like the cold
But its Canada, that's the way she goes
I'm wearing shorts when it's 10 above
And yes I'm talking in Celsius
West to East coast yeah we're all Canucks
And they're probably just jealous cause we legalized
I only lose my cool when my hockey team loses
It stays pretty cool 'til about mid June hits
Then we find drinking beers by the lake therapeutic
And besides Justin Bieber we got pretty good music
Honestly we're sorry we say sorry so much
But if push comes to shove we can still drop the gloves
If you're messing with the hoser just be ready for a scrum
We're proud of who we are
It's true patriot love
Yeah we got multi-coloured money
And Americans think we talk funny
But we still got a kick ass country
Everywhere that I go you know
I'm saying Eh
You Yanks don't like us that's alright now
Remember that time we burnt down the White House?
We'll always be as polite as you'll let us be
But if I was you I wouldn't mess with me
But with the end of the day
I'd always rather be buds
Pretty sure the games on if you wanna go grab a beer
It's on me
Shout out my Canadians
Greatest in Canada (greatest in Canada)
I was kinda hoping to get sponsored by like uh, Molson or Timmie's or
I'd even settle for Canadian Tire to be totally honest
Oh yeah and if any of you know Post Malone
Let him know I wanna challenge him in a game of beer pong
Greatest in Canada (greatest in Canada)