Here's the story of the mad dog's sister
She's so hot you get eyeball blisters
And I'd be dead if he knew I'd kissed her
But it was her idea and I couldn't resist her
I went to work with a dude called mad dog
Met him at the shop about six o'clock
I was just a young fella and I didn't know a lot
But I had my backpack and my mum dropped me off
He pulled up in a ute, was running pretty rough
He said Aron, I said Adam, he said close enough
'Are you gonna get in? We're gonna go for a spin'
Then we got out on the road and he kicked it in the guts
He said 'hey, how you going mate, I'm Pete'
'I've been out of jail about a week'
Then he laughed in my face, said 'Nah you sweet'
'They call me mad dog, cos I'm a freak'
'But I'm not gonna kill ya.'
Here's a story of the mad dog's sister
She's so hot you get eyeball blisters
And I'd be dead if he knew I'd kissed her
But it was her idea and I couldn't resist her
I was terrified of death but too polite to act
So I just quietly sat with my hands on my lap
Mr Mad Dog himself was a very crazy man,
He was driving with his rollies and was steering with his knees
When we got to the shed, I was quite relieved
I survived the drive, and I survived the week
Was staying at his sister's and although I heard the whispers,
That she was cuckoo and she spot a look at me
When 5:30 came we had to go,
Oh Mad Dog drank cans the whole way home
He said 'I like you mate, but you should know
'I'll break your bones, the day I don't, and I love my sister'
Here's a story of the mad dog's sister
She's so hot you get eyeball blisters
And I'd be dead if he knew I'd kissed her
But it was her idea and I couldn't resist her
Well, her name was Mary, she was really friendly
She made me up a bed and I nodded off
Mad Dog fell asleep out in the lounge, then
Mary snuck into my room La Da Di Da
Wow, what a long week for a boy in his teens
Was only eighteen and it seemed like a dream,
I was working up a sweat every day in the shed
And every night in the bed, I was blowing off steam
Mary was divorced and had seen it all before
Now, she showed it to me once, I wanted more and more
When the bed started squeaking, then we do it on the floor
We knew Mad Dog was sleeping,
Cos we could hear him snore
At the end of the week, he drove me home
That was 4 hours spent with him alone,
He's the scariest dude I've ever known
And he doesn't know that I kissed, I kissed his sister
Here's a story of the mad dog's sister
She's so hot you get eyeball blisters
And I'd be dead if he knew I'd kissed her
But it was her idea and I couldn't resist her
I'm sorry mister I kissed your sister
It was her idea and I couldn't resist her
Sorry mister I kissed your sister
She's so hot you get eyeball blisters
Sorry mister I kissed your sister
It was her idea and I couldn't resist her
Sorry mister I kissed your sister
She's so hot you get eyeball blisters
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