Didn't Joshie steal it, bring our rat downs in 2001.
Was either? Nah, well, in that case, he probably did.
If I was there, I'd rang it
Well, these wethers are big and wrinkly,
But I just can't get enough.
So I like to take it easy,
But I love it when it's tough.
And I feel good, like I'm ready to peel,
And the wool disappears and the Shoneys appear,
And I'm smooth the skin when I start runs skill
Cause I got a light hand, and I glide on a hill.
I never have a wind chill, when I'm doing the job.
Put my fedora on the hinge, just to finish him off.
By slides, 7 days I got out to work, it odd.
Then I buy new combs with the money I've got.
Moonwalk from the pen, with my moccasins on.
When Barney's on I'm singing along.
I said a little less speed if it's a sense of strong,
He put night miled on, and you can't go wrong.
I get down low, feel the rhythm of the down tube,
Keep it flat and full-on smog,
Cause I'm the Wether Wrestler, cross bread pillars
And a solid on the pen, but I can put him out of filler.
Wethers in the pen, then you say that's a Peeler!
Using the pen, then you say that's a Peeler!
Whatever's in the pen, then you say that's a Peeler!
Wethers in the pen, and you say that's a Peeler!
I wanna be a shearer, everybody knows
Put a peeler on the pen, now throw sweet blows.
Like a bring a couple cuppas, when I have smoko
For a laugh, that I've passed when I call sheepo
I study every night when I watch Brian Derby,
3 times a week I ring up Barbie
I'm a piece by heart, when I pull it apart
Stay home, no groin, no time for parties
I wanna be a shearer that sheares and thinks,
Flat full on the skin, that's quicker than you think
They synced it out when they had sync,
Who freaks them out and makes them drink.
I wanna be a shearer, both light and strong,
Who's solid in the back, cause the day is long.
Who loves to shear and sings the song,
Dreams about it, all night long.
Wethers in the pen, then you say that's a Peeler!
Using the pen, then you say that's a Peeler!
Whatever's in the pen, then you say that's a Peeler!
Wethers in the pen, and you say that's a Peeler!
Just never give up, mate, don't stop packing.
Even if the sheep is solid - hacking.
Cause if you're hard enough to learn,
Then the rough ones will make ya.
Haven't got the nerve, then the rough ones will break ya.
It'll take a little time to lose a little of your mind,
Grow a curve and your spine and a Calas on your hand.
But there'll never be a kind of sheep you can find,
That you can't shear, and you'll always have a stand.
Cause they're all peelers - that's a secret,
That's my tip and you can keep it.
Even wethers with a big old neck,
Never lose heart, just gain respect.
It's gonna take a bit of time to become the gun,
Before you're setting up your stand on number one.
But you'll be looking pretty flash in your best pair of dingus.
Tell them, every one!
If I was there, I'd rang it.
Wethers in the pen, then you say that's a Peeler!
Using the pen, then you say that's a Peeler!
Whatever's in the pen, then you say that's a Peeler!
Wethers in the pen, and you say that's a Peeler!
So clean out your woo-sheds, master your sheep,
And get your chequebook ready.
Cause I'm coming for ya.
I'm coming for that 2 dollars 82 cents -
That's the standard of wool these days, mate.
Nothing less.