When we first met, we made love every hour
Nowadays, I allways have to beg
When we first met, your stomace was a six-pack
Nowadays, it looks more like a keg
It's too late now, we're married
'Til we're dead and burried
You're stuck with me
And I'm stuck with you
Baby it's too late, and there's nothing we can do
We tied a knot, and we've both had second thoughts
I got drunk, and now I'm stuck with you
When we first met our love was like a flower
Now it's like a weed I'd like to pick
When we first met, our love was strong and growing
Now it's short and schrimpled like your dk
It's too late now, we're married
'Til we're dead and burried
You're stuck with me
And I'm stuck with you
Baby it's too late, and there's nothing we can do
We took out wows, and we're both sorry now
I got drunk and now I'm stuck with you
Now I share a checking-account, and half my money's gone
I share a bathroom with a man who can't hit the john
I got someone to nag at me and tell me how to drive
Now my life is over, but my body's still alive
Your stuck with me
What did we do?
Ohh. Whatever made me stick my thing in you?
We took out wows, and we're both sorry now
Baby I got drunk and now I'm stuck with you
Yeah the condom broke and now I'm stuck with you
The kids aren't yours and I'm still stuck with you