Shat my pants on a date Hundred dollars for a plate She left me with the bill to pay That's how you know when it's Fucked Fuck Fuck Fuck ♪ Dropped my wallet on the train Phone was hacked the other day Followed by the NSA It's not my porn but I'm Fucked Fuck Fuck Fuck ♪ Zipped my flyer to my dong Wrote myself a shitty song Captured by the Viet-Kong I don't even know what is happening but it's Fucked Fuck Fuck I missed it again? (Fuck) Fuck, what are you doing here? Fuck this place, fuck this song (Fuck) What is this shit? Fucking god damn it (Fuck) Fucking go home Rub one out