My friends are thicker than blood My friends will drive me around then leave me in the mud My friends know I don't know who to trust They tell me, check their pulse and Say that should be good enough They ask me to confess Which of them I like the best My answer would be no one All of my friends I detest, I detest ♪ My friends breath smells like beer and liquor My friends creep into my dreams and tell me to kick her My friends whisper weird things at night They tell me to stick around and help me fight their fights My friends know I don't know who to trust They tell me, check their pulse and Say that should be good enough They ask me to confess Which of them I like the best My answer would be no one All of my friends I detest, I detest ♪ My friends drain me full Drink my blood then ask for more My friends stuff cotton in my mouth Then tell me to shout My friends love to push me around My friends know I don't know who to trust They tell me, check their pulse and Say that should be good enough They ask me to confess Which of them I like the best My answer would be no one All of my friends I detest, I detest, I detest