Some say culture is dead But when they do, someone shakes his head Like, maybe true, but my name is Ed And I'll buy a house or two or three Or four and hoard them in my inventory Down the turnpike Cardboard signs And I'm killing the game now honey Don't you doubt it Ed balls hard 'cause Ed buys houses Maison money, Ed's about it Ed balls hard 'cause Ed buys houses He's not a myth or somebody made up in stories If you don't have a house to take Get the hell out the Garden State I'm killing the game now honey Don't you doubt it Ed balls hard 'cause Ed buys houses Maison money, Ed's about it Ed balls hard 'cause Ed goes far In the game now honey Don't you doubt it Ed balls hard 'cause Ed buys houses Maison money, Ed's about it Ed balls hard 'cause Ed goes far But Ed balls hard 'cause Ed buys houses