I'm gonna tell you the story of a girl That I met one night I was down at the pub with my friends When this beast came at me She started rubbing her groin against my leg And put her hands on my cock (damn!) She whispered dirty words in my ear And said "are you ready to rock?" I remember thinking - Who let you escape from the zoo? [Chorus:] Cause you're a big disgrace To the whole female gender And I think you're the opposite Of soft, sweet and tender You're a big disgrace To the whole human race And I know there are monkeys More civilized than you (mmhm) I was down at the pub with my friends A couple of weeks later When this girl came at me again Looking more drunk than ever She started speaking with a breath so bad I had to turn away from her Instead of getting my obvious hint She came even closer