As smooth as water, as tough as bricks and mortar So shrewd yet tender, breath-taking, young and slender Everything we've taught her, she is the perfect daughter We will defend her from ghouls of the other gender She fell in love with a dummy But now her love is dead 'Cause when they got real chummy The dummy lost his head And put a child in her tummy Waiting to be born She can't run home to mummy Couldn't stand the scorn He's out to get her, ever since the day he met her Must meet her sometime, that time he'll get it right Finally got her, they tossed and turned all night Too late for action, too late to set things right