Break a mirror, roll the dice Run with scissors through a chip pan fire fight Go into business with a grizzly bear But just don't sit down 'cause I've moved your chair Find a well known hard man and start a fight Wear your shell suit on bonfire night Filling a circular hole with a pen that's square But just don't sit down 'cause I've moved your chair Ooh, yeah yeah yeah Ooh, yeah yeah yeah Bite the lightening and tell me how it tastes Kung fu fighting on your roller skates Do the Macarena in the devil's lair But just don't sit down 'cause I've moved your chair Ooh, yeah yeah yeah Ooh, yeah yeah yeah Ooh, yeah yeah yeah