It's the first day of November
This year is dragging on
Not even December and they're playing Christmas songs
They're hanging decorations
Putting up the tree
Does anybody else
Hate this just as much as me?
They got you trained so well
You're camping at their door
Consumer bastard animal you wrestle to the floor
Buy me what I want
Put yourself in debt (I'm so over it)
This holiday
I wanna be alone
I can kiss under mistletoe on my own
This holiday
It's all about me
Gonna set fire to my Christmas tree
Don't care if Santa's pissеd
Put me on the naughty list
Pleasе enjoy your holiday
Merry Christmas, stay the hell away from me
I can't seem to remember if I ever cared at all
I can't take a Christmas break 'cause I work at the mall
Only one day off
Wouldn't it be great
If I didn't have to spend it
With people that I hate?
I took a piss on your burning yule log
I'm passed out in the snow, drunk on eggnog
I got a visit from the Ghost of Christmas Past
Kicked a stocking up his ass
This holiday
I wanna be alone
I can kiss under mistletoe on my own
This holiday
It's all about me
Gonna set fire to my Christmas tree
Not feeling yuletide cheer
Maybe try again next year
Please enjoy your holiday
Merry Christmas, stay the hell away from me
Rudolph
Fuck off
Don't turn your nose up at me
Frosty
Is melting
You know he can't take the heat
Now that it's Christmas Day
I'm just stopping by to say
This holiday, I wanna be alone
This holiday, I wanna be alone
This holiday
I wanna be alone
I can kiss under mistletoe on my own
This holiday
It's all about me
Gonna set fire to my Christmas tree
Won't play your reindeer games
Caroling drives me insane
Please enjoy your holiday
Merry Christmas, stay the hell away from me
This holiday
This holiday
This holiday
Don't care if Santa's pissed
Put me on the naughty list
Please enjoy your holiday
Merry Christmas, stay the hell away from me