This is not a happy tale to tell Did you get my letter? I'm happy as hell 'Cause today I got Aids This is the happiest gay day of my life Don't wait by the mailbox Don't wait by the mailbox This is my last letter The day I got Aids This is the happiest day of my life Sparrow sitting crosslegged on the fence Playin' with a worm around his beak He may eat it eventually I can't keep anything down I can't keep food down I'm, I'm having trouble even thinking straight But this is the happiest day of my life, hey, hey, hey