My head 'neath the rock Where we laid by the dock of our bed Oh, love in the sand I held your scaly hand Most women don't hold mine What a fine specimen of a boy you turned out to be You dropped down to your knees You dropped your trousers 'neath the palm bush A cool breeze blew, blew through me As you blew me a kiss You blew other things that night I've got to admit you were tight We were close close enough to part I never saw you again after that night Actually morning The light fell upon my penis And in the distance a sailboat swam away and cried I lied on the beach And lied to myself that you loved me The seagulls were no comfort believe me And now it's goodbye And I kiss the rock upon which I buried your body La, da, dee, I buried your body La, dee, doe, your rotting fucking body Don't ever cross a f*ggot