10 times I loved you, 20 times I hated you But all in all when the love was done We shoved the boat to shore And agreed that girls are bores Men let's stick together Older men who are horny Should be together with other men who are lonely Cocktail lounging on our yachts made of hot cock Oh greased down and waxed and built and bulging boys Named Jimmy Jack Roy Bloy Weird last name but just the same Oh ho ho, oh get your paddles out here we go Oh ho ho, blow me down you sailors oh Oh there's a strong current brewing Oh I can feel it coming through me Oh there's a little olive pit stuck in somewhere I can feel your I can feel the toothpick, you're a thin man I can feel a toothpick, get out of my sandbox boys On the yacht, cherry cock Oh, all aboard Sailors here we go, left hand up the road All aboard, I'm board t' death with girls Sailors board me now I was born t' be fucked like a cow Cowards, men who don't fuck me are cowards Girls who get near me are fools Oh boys, men get on board We're going sailing, places unknown It's gonna be quite a trip