Whatever you like Oh, whatever you like Whatever you want Whatever you like Whatever you want Oh, put your finger in the dike, stop the leak Squeaky Connie Kim John Your teacup is full of water I oughta tell your mother on you You weren't supposed to be seen with older men Younger ones are alright Crystal Pete Patty had a handjob with Annie Oh, her fanny boys twisted-up and greased-like Behind the boys there stood the older man Who controlled the flow of the dike Eventually tonight the leak stopped alright yeah Oh, tonight silly Granny Billy Boy He decided to try to plug The bottom of the ocean with his thumb That didn't work it was too small So he tried his rump That seemed to do the trick (prick)