Start by kissing my ass I'll start by rubbing your balls We'll have a jammy time together One and all What will we do later on When the butter runs out? You'll probably scream and shout "Here comes the watermelon seed up my snoot snout" And that's your asshole, your snoot snout I'll put it through your eye socket young man I'm the first man you've had Don't tell me about loving women I don't want to know about it This is our world men make sure of it We'll do with each other what we want so Valvoline and Vaseline and all the things in between Don't scrub yourself up I like you unclean And there goes Sally Marie These are the finest queen boys I've ever seen I even prefer them to my regular brand of sheep There they go Oh who will finish first? No one knows, no one knows