Been a month since I had a man Been a month since we had that dance And you waved your flag at me And I came running huh huh huh Been a month since I had a man Been a month since I had the sperm Taken out of my pants The laundry worked wonders The laundry is best for these things Been a month since I had a man And somehow I give a damn When I see you eyein' up other guys Well I talked to mother about it I can talk to mother Well I talked to father about it He says you're a faggot Been a month since I had a man Been a month since we did our dance In my bedroom And it's so cool without you Been a month since I had a man 'Twas the finest romance with a man Been a month since I had a man Been a month since I had a man