Now listen, Baby And try to understand That tying you is fine And whipping you is grand Now I just can't tell you How much fun it's been You make me feel twenty-five again But I can't leave my wooden wife for you, sugar I got a split level house with a wonderful view, sugar A couple next door who do the things we do, sugar And every Saturday we sit around the pool ♪ If I should meet you on the street someday I hope you'll understand me if I look away It isn't that I'm ashamed about you and me But I've got to consider my morality And I won't leave my wooden wife for you, sugar I got a split level house with a wonderful view, sugar Three sweet kids and Yorkshire terrier, too, sugar And I just couldn't stand it When you come home late from school