Don't, don't, don't jump in
The water's shallow
And you can't swim
No chance you'll stay friends
You're never gonna see that girl again
She a fine american girl
She got an hourglass figure
With them jet black curls
She tell people she like girls
When she hate her daddy
But she love them pearls
He was raised with a silver spoon
Spending his allowance on 'em new tattoos
And all the cool chicks think he's a tool
He always pretended he broke but drinking top shelf booze
Don't, don't, don't jump in
The water's shallow
And you can't swim
No chance you'll stay friends
You're never gonna see that girl again
You can lie
You can praise
You can buy
Her away
It's her life
It's her ride
It's her game
He work a nine to five
She be Amazon stacked eating men alive
He calls her two or three times a night
But she only picks up the phone when she needs a ride
And he thinks he's the man in bed
See he's a one-pump chump
He give okay head
He thinks she's heaven sent
But she's only playing the role as long as he's paying rent so
Don't, don't, don't jump in
The water's shallow
And you can't swim
No chance you'll stay friends
You're never gonna see that girl again
You can lie
You can praise
You can buy
Her away
It's her life
It's her ride
It's her game
Don't jump in
The water's shallow
And you can't swim
No chance you'll stay friends
You're never gonna see that girl again, yeah
Don't, don't, don't jump in
The water's shallow
And you can't swim
No chance you'll stay friends
You're never gonna see that girl again
Don't, don't, don't jump in
The water's shallow
And you can't swim
No chance you'll stay friends
You're never gonna see that girl again