Will someone get me outta of Facebook jail
My friends don't have the money to pay my bail
They can't exactly measure wallets with a billionaire
So will someone please release me from Facebook jail
Wel time on my hands ain't really been a blessing
Will someone call Mark Zuckerberg
Tell him I learned my lesson
Everyone's so damn sensitive
I'll think twice before I share my memes with them
So will someone get me outa Facebook jail
My friends don't have the money to pay my bail
We're sharing cat and lady memes in email
My dopamine ain't really been the same
Sense I threw on this old ball and chain
So will someone stick a nail file in my cake
Before I have to start a brand new profile
With a VPN and a brand new name
When I do I'm not gonna be surprised
I'll just say farwell
When they take me back home to Facebook jail
Will someone get me outta Facebook jail
My friends don't have the money to pay my bail
Were sharing cat and lady memes in text and email
Will someone get me outta Facebook jail
My friends don't have the money to pay my bail
They can't exactly measure wallets with a billionaire
So will someone please find a way
To release me from Facebook jail