Someone get me outta Facebook jail
My friends don't have the money to pay my bail
We can't exactly measure wallets with a billionaire.
Someone please release me from Facebook jail.
Time on my hands ain't really been a blessing
Someone call Mark Zuckerberg
Tell him I learned my lesson
Everyone so damn sensitive
I'll think twice
Before I share my memes with them
Someone please release me from Facebook jail
My friends don't have the money to pay my bail
They can't measure wallets with a billionaire.
So would someone please release me from Facebook jail
My dopamine ain't really been the same
Since I threw on this old ball and chain
So would somebody slip a nail file in my cake
Before I gotta start a new profile
With a vpn and a brand new name.
When they do I won't be surprised.
I'll just say farewell.
When they take me back home to Facebook jail
So would someone get me put of Facebook jail.
My friends don't have the money to pay my bail.
We're sharing cat and lady memes in text and email
Someone please release me from Facebook jail