Ok I must admit that I had something to drink But nothing fancy, nothing crazy, just a beer or two I think However, what I saw that night, no one will believe A bunch of massive killer spiders, coming after me Mutated monsters on the hunt Destroying all that's on their path Who's gonna stop these giant creeps? I ask you, who? Arac Attack! Arac Attack! Arac Attack! And now I'm locked away along with Jesus and the King I told the cops, they said: "He's high, let's put him in the looney bin" Meanwhile down in Loserville, more innocents will die The spiders kill the humans as if they were puny flies The creatures fed on toxic waste It made them grow beyond believe Their fangs can crush a grown man's skull There's no escape! "Reports are coming in of giant spiders causing mass-hysteria in Downtown Loserville. Local authorities are investigating the Situation but eye-witnesses speak of a bloodbath..." The itsy bitsy spider Went up the waterspout. Down came the rain And washed the spider out. Not this time, not this time...