In a secret underground lab Buried deep inside the earth A group of our nation's top minds Are just clocking off of work Scientists in the field of weapons Grade agriculture Experimenting with ways to make Mulch a little mulcher White coats (disaster) Lab notes (has begun) And isotopes (no idea what they've done) Glass tubes (nothing to do but) Plant food Run They're Fucking Coming The janitor was mopping up Chem spills on the floor When he unexpectedly came across A secret door He knew this was a matter of top security But he stuck his head inside to Quench his curiosity Pot seeds (disaster) Green leaves (has begun) On dead (no idea) Bodies(what they've done) Fertile (nothing) Food source (to do but) Run They're Fucking Coming Fast he started stealing plants Grabbing up all he could Thinking "man this shit is Weapons-grade You know it's fucking good!" He ran outside with his arms full "Gonna get so fucking high" He had no idea tonight was the night He was gonna die What the fuck was that? That guy jumped out of nowhere In front of the van Now blood and brains are everywhere What's that in his hands? Can't quite see through the guts but I think those are plants The one thing we didn't know was It's necroponic weed A demon plant that thrives by Growing on dead bodies One hit; you'll know you've had enough So we took the plants back to The crib for more analysis Man we're gonna need a guinea pig, I know, we'll just call fish Better run a couple tests just to be sure This stuff is pure Cause the fact that its been glowing Seems a little sinister So how is it, fish? Dude he hasn't stopped coughing Don't be such a bitch Look now his mouth is frothing Yo are you okay? Fuck, he just tried to bite me! Whoa, no fucking way! Think i know what this might be man. It's necroponic weed One puff and that stuff will turn You into a zombie Feeding on the living its a Morbid case of munchies You just can't help yourself now Let's kill zombie fish please Before he bites again; Make sure that you decapitate the head Wood bats (so we took) Sharp axe (care of fish) Made for (threw the plants) Combat (in the ditch) Nunchucks (its over the) Fish sucks (crisis has) Been averted AHHH!