He stepped into the woods Amongst the plants and the trees And a chill that could make Even an eskimo freeze He lowered his eyes as he lifted the axe And prepared himself to Kick deciduous ass Flapjack's by the stack He begins his attack Family killed by trees so Now he's fighting back A madman, he's pissed Douglas fir's on his list Throws away his axe Punch it down with his fists The massacre has begun They're stationary Cannot run Unlimited chainsaw Unlimited chainsaw Bodies fall onto the grass Their numbers are decreasing fast Unlimited chainsaw Unlimited chainsaw Sap covers his flannel shirt while Trees he slaughtered lose Their lives in the dirt Splinters flying through the air He maims his victims Showing no remorse or care Death is everywhere Self-sacrificing sapling rubs Branches together To make heat A tiny spark falls to the ground Igniting at his feet The fire spread so far and fast There just was no time to react Flames danced in the madman's eyes He smiled as he burned alive