I'm drunk So what, Watch me light this shit ablaze Burning down half of this town I'm in an alcoholic haze Total and complete destruction Is my one desire So let's get fucking shit-faced and Start some fucking fires Cause arson and booze go hand in hand I bet if i drank gas i could Get fucked up pretty fast Burning down all of your shit My B.A.C.'s so high man Check this out its pretty cool I'm using my blood as incendiary fuel I know I need that stuff to live and yeah, I'm feeling sicker But without it in my veins there's So much more room for the liquor Arson and booze go hand in hand When your burns are third-degree It helps if you're too drunk to see Burning down shit across the land Aaaaahhhhhh Too drunk to know you're on fire Is that what that heat was? goddamn I must be pretty buzzed Burning down all your shit When police arrived the fire had consumed Four city blocks And I was passed out in a drunken stupor Undressed down to my socks I awakened in a holding cell; Police were all around Swiped a lighter from a guard and Burned the station to the fucking ground Arson party squad unite!