The beers have all been vanquished, the party's almost cashed That's why I'm rummaging through your fridge looking for your stash This feeling came upon me, we all know what it is Affliction called "the munchies" that's why I'm about to Raid your fridge, there's pudding cups behind those apples there Raid your fridge, watch out, you're spilling Kool-Aid everywhere Raid your fridge, not sure but I think that this turkey's spoiled Raid your fridge, call dibs on anything that's wrapped in foil Raid your fridge Everyone came to join me, a kitchen full of dudes Ransacking through your pantry and devouring your food Man, I'm so fucking happy, excited like a kid Just found creamsicles in your freezer, boy I love to Raid your fridge, this steak is tough, I think I've had enough Raid your fridge, yo, let me get some of that purple stuff Raid your fridge, cook mashed potatoes, make 'em supersized Raid your fridge, must have ate two dozen oatmeal cream pies To appease the beast Illegitimate feast It's feeding time That chocolate milk is mine