They Say the trouble started with the setting of the sun.
When the city of St. Louis was attacked by a dragon.
He perched atop the arch and from this vantage point could see
The victims he would soon fucking devour on the streets.
And then the hellspawn struck!
The beast flew over south grand and started flaming up bars
Thrashing patrons with his claws as they ran for their cars
The puny pathetic mortals knew they didn't have a chance
As he melted off their faces, they could only piss their pants
Meanwhile
Sir Odinkarr raised his voice to the night sky
He knew the day of prophecy was now nigh
He said "Before you in my armor I know stand"
"And the time of reckoning is now at hand."
You
Fucking
Godzilla
Wannabe
Douche-bag
Motherfucker!
The dragon narrowed his mighty eyes as slowly he stepped forward
While Sir Odinkarr reached to his back and drew out his broadsword
The battle that took place was foretold centuries in the past
Each of these awesome warriors knew that it could be their last
The combat commenced
MASS BLOODSHED
Odinkarr lunged and swung for the monsters head
AND SCORCHED FLESH!
But a single fiery blast could soon find him dead
STREETS FLOW RED!
A conflict set forth as the gods had willed
The steel of a man versus beast raged on
Until one was deceased
This ancient prophecy has been
Fulfilled